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Let’s Make A Deal

June 2, 2008

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the minister with an unusual offer. I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey and forsake all others,” I want you to just leave that part out.”
He passed the puzzled minister the cash and walked away satisfied.
On the wedding day, when the minister [...]